church guy: hey, how are you doing?
me: I’m getting better, I’ve been sick all week.
church guy: I was sick a little this week.
me: that’s no good.
church guy: yeah, I had a sick girlfriend all week. She wasn’t very happy.
*minimal more small talk while turning away from each other*
What the f—?!? A mother freaking girlfriend?!? Are you kidding me? Who acts all into you and asks you questions and acts liek they want to get to know you and smiles at you and eye flirts with you and approaches you after church when they have a freaking girlfriend??? I seriously got in my car, sat down and proceeded to talk to myself. “He has a freaking girlfriend? Are you kidding me? A mother freaking girlfriend. What the hell??” Grrr, I’m seriously irritated.