Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so fat, she tripped and fell and, I didn’t wanna laugh, but the ground was crakin up.

Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamma so fat she got on the scale and it said, “no.”

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2 responses to “Yo Mamma

  1. To momma so round she litteraly rolls out of bed.

  2. That was meant to be yo – ;-)

    Yo momma so chunky we call her soup

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