A note on the OBGYN

To guys: Be glad that you’re not a woman. There are so many things you miss out on…and that’s fantastic. You don’t have to worry about your period. It’s ok to gain a little weight. You don’t have to be proper; it’s ok to drink beer, burp, and sit with your legs open. You can take a bunch of random girls home (together or not) and all your friends think you’re a “pimp.” You don’t have to go through pregnancy or child birth…well, you don’t have to do it physically anyway…you only need to support. You’ll never be told that you have great “childbearing hips.” And finally, you will never have to go to the OBGYN, stick your legs in the “stirrups,” be told, “ok, now cold fingers,” or, “take everything off and put the gown on, remember, it opens in front.” Just be glad you were born a man.

To ladies: Go to the gyno. It may save your life. It sucks and I hate it, but I go every year because I need to. You should do it too.

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3 responses to “A note on the OBGYN

  1. And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with child bearing hips.

  2. I’ve been told men get better looking with age too…prime examples would be George Clooney or Pierce Brosnan.

  3. Sounds like someone’s Jealous! Oh, and we get paid more =-P (If we’re white)

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