Did you know I drive a Bentley?
You and your friends are beautiful. Wait, James Blunt ruined that word. You and your friends are very good looking.
That’s a big bag. Is it for beating people away?
Yeah, guys who hit on me at bars.
A short litte man with crazy, curly blonde hair wearing jeans, a pink polo and a camel colored blazer looking at my group of girl friends stopped on the sidewalk talking and then looking me right in the face: Wow, all these girls are hot.
Too bad we’re also all taller than you.
I am such an asshole, but seriously…What were they thinking???