…but right now I don’t care to know.
She’s not even your top friend. Your facebook still says you’re single. You’re making a stupid decision. I don’t even think you love her. You’re doing it for money. You’re not allowed to first. I’m not allowed to say anything else.
I think you’re being ridiculous. Stupid isn’t an excuse for this and it’s certainly not going to be able to fix it when all is said and done.